Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 12, 2024

Kinda like Velveeta…..they never said it was cheese…..

How I feel when I am told it taste just. Like meat

Dang! Now I want some chopped liver and I just found my supermarket doesn’t sell it.

The mystery is why people buy it…

If I guess right do I get a prize?

Or Breyer’s, mystery “frozen dessert”…

Eeeeuuuuuuwwwww

No, you’re chopped soy beans.

I’d say masticated mystery meat.

I’m vegetarian, and have never eaten fake meat. And don’t really want to.

Chopped liver could only be an improvement!

Wow, this is a good coincidence, check out the Calvin and Hobbes for yesterday!

That little lump gets around!

How is liver vegan?

That little guy looks like the little guy in Calvin and Hobbes this past Sunday.

Eww! Re-gurgitated mystery meat talking back…☺️

Read the labels carefully, people! :)

Looks like Calvin’s meal yesterday after it recited Hamlet.

This is starting to look like a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon.

No you are sadly not chopped liver. You would be ultra processed crap, probably a mix of salt, soy, sugar, veg. oil, water (if you are lucky) etc. Taste = horrible. Nutritional value = close to zero.

I don’t mind that veggie burgers don’t taste like meat. They’re OK for a change of diet. The attempts to make them more ‘real’ to appeal to regular meat eaters are expensive and not entirely perfect.

No, you’re chopped textured vegetable protein. (One cookie to anyone who gets that reference.)