1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 05, 2024

I learned something new today.

cincture A belt or sash, especially one worn with an ecclesiastical vestment or the habit of a monk or nun. [ Amer. Herit. Dict. ]

Let there be (a fashion runway) spotlight.

Good! At least He got dressed for the occasion and didn’t work remotely.

God made a fashion statement and everything else followed.

God the Influencer

Why would God wear clothes? Didn’t Adam & Eve only wear them after they ‘sinned’??

I imagined God wearing appears of brushed light with a lightning cincture and barefoot. But, who am I to imagine God? He is the result of collective imaginations, after all.

As reported by Yahoo.

….and then came RAYON. Ugh!

It’s important to be comfortable before doing all that work.

As opposed to Lucifer, who preferred to manifest as a lounge lizard wearing a cheap off-the-rack polyester suit. That entity just had no sense of real style at all…

You’d think a god could have created a more flattering outfit.

You know He’s wearing spanx

Anything GOD wears is cool…Or else.

Oh My God, He looks amazing!

Hahaha! Love this!!

Egyptian cotton. Nothing but the best. No blended wool. It made him itch.

Where did God get the leather and cotton if the earth wasn’t created yet?

The Vogue version. They are doing a lot more celebs these days.

For the first few days, god had the cover of People Magazine all to himself. He would later regret certain parts of his creation.

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