Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 26, 2024

“No, but my talking squirrel has.”

It was a three-eyed, three-horned flying purple…no, that isn’t going to work.

Just the usual ones.

Maybe a little excessive drooling.

Naah. No side effects. Me is only see aliens. HEEELLLPPPPP!

now THAT’S a side effect!

As seen on “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

As depicted in Revelations.

None, Doctor. You’re looking well, too!

Looks like you had a little work done, Doc… a little sump’n here a little sump’n there!

Lookin’ good! Yeesh!

Good hallucinogens doc.

Yes.

Not really, but didn’t you have five eyes before?

He’ll plant your feet back on the ground. He flies so high, he swoops so low, Timothy Leary.He’ll fly his astral plane. He’ll take you trips around the bay. He’ll bring you back the same day,Timothy Leary.

Just the overtight necktie

No I haven’t but it seems you’ve been partaking of the med in your spare time….aaaaaacckk!

You mean from this list of side effects you gave me?

ALL of the above …!

( cough )

I had a doctor like that once

Weird how?

“Now the rainman gave me two cures;

Then he said, ‘Jump right in.’

The one was Texas medicine;

The other was just railroad gin.

And like a fool I mixed them,

And it strangled up my mind,

And now people just get uglier,

And I have no sense of time.

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,

To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?"

Must be what that kid in resident alien is taking

Get a second opinion.

Shrek has become a doctor.

That’s a bit of an over"reaction".

“Doc, how long have you been taking them?”

What the heck is the top eye looking at?

Whatever it is,looks like Ralph’s been sampling it too.

“No, I feel fine – but you seem to have sprouted a third horn?”

Earlier: check out this halloween mask I got, going to wear it to screw with my patents

Not at all, Dr. Kang, I mean, … Kane.

no, in fact everything is starting to look normal again

What…I don’t get it… looks fine to me……