Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 20, 2024

watts the difference?

You’re a bit dim but could be ready for a change.

“Either way, I’m screwed,”

Go with “Both”.

At least it’s not stars.

LED or not LED. That is the questions.

He’s making light of the situation.

He needs to lighten up.

Just a dim bulb.

A dim bulb.

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

He’s not too bright.

He thinks he’s the answer for everything.

“Go to the light!” He gets a lot of visitors.

You’re a light bulb.

Is that an Alka-Seltzer efflorescing?

Scotch on the rocks is always a good idea.

If you turn yourself on, you’re a narcissist! LOL

Is it him or the drink that’s an old fashion?

Don’t let that deep thinking blow your mind. Or it’s lights out.

Be careful, barflies are drawn to light.

Yes

All I know is you’re definitely hilarious!

Both.

Why can’t you be both?

How many narcissists does it take to change your idea?

I have no idea…