Someone — maybe Charles Addams — did a cartoon showing the downside of finding the Fountain of Youth. A bunch of Spanish small boys are lounging around the Fountain (their clothing and armor magically changed size to fit their much-diminished bodies) when one of them wonders if anyone remains physically adult to sail the ship back to Spain….
constantine48 11 months ago
Once you find it, you won’t have to worry about it!
eromlig 11 months ago
At this point I’d settle for the Fountain of Regularity.
Jeff0811 11 months ago
Much longer and they would be looking for the Fountain of Smaller Prostate.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
“But … but legend has it the fountain takes only exact change. And we have only TWO coins between us!”
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
“The Fountain of Youth” sounds like it would be a good title for an album that contains the early recordings of a clarinetist named Pete.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Neither is Sock Puppet Joe
uniquename 11 months ago
It’s the search that keeps you young-ish.
InTraining Premium Member 11 months ago
Since then, they have developed plastic surgery to fill the gap…!
sandpiper 11 months ago
Ponce de Leon the famous bargain hunter. He blew it. It was right behind Big Eddie’s Chicken and Grits eatery.
DHBirr 11 months ago
Someone — maybe Charles Addams — did a cartoon showing the downside of finding the Fountain of Youth. A bunch of Spanish small boys are lounging around the Fountain (their clothing and armor magically changed size to fit their much-diminished bodies) when one of them wonders if anyone remains physically adult to sail the ship back to Spain….
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago
https://www.gocomics.Com/frazz/2006/11/19
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
In 1986, Dark Crossings starred 69-year-old Joan Fontaine, who was no longer the Fontaine of her youth.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
He’s looked everywhere, but he hasn’t fountain-y thing.