Someone — maybe Charles Addams — did a cartoon showing the downside of finding the Fountain of Youth. A bunch of Spanish small boys are lounging around the Fountain (their clothing and armor magically changed size to fit their much-diminished bodies) when one of them wonders if anyone remains physically adult to sail the ship back to Spain….
constantine48 4 months ago
Once you find it, you won’t have to worry about it!
eromlig 4 months ago
At this point I’d settle for the Fountain of Regularity.
Jeff0811 4 months ago
Much longer and they would be looking for the Fountain of Smaller Prostate.
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
“But … but legend has it the fountain takes only exact change. And we have only TWO coins between us!”
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
“The Fountain of Youth” sounds like it would be a good title for an album that contains the early recordings of a clarinetist named Pete.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
Neither is Sock Puppet Joe
uniquename 4 months ago
It’s the search that keeps you young-ish.
InTraining 4 months ago
Since then, they have developed plastic surgery to fill the gap…!
sandpiper 4 months ago
Ponce de Leon the famous bargain hunter. He blew it. It was right behind Big Eddie’s Chicken and Grits eatery.
DHBirr 4 months ago
Someone — maybe Charles Addams — did a cartoon showing the downside of finding the Fountain of Youth. A bunch of Spanish small boys are lounging around the Fountain (their clothing and armor magically changed size to fit their much-diminished bodies) when one of them wonders if anyone remains physically adult to sail the ship back to Spain….
The Brooklyn Accent 4 months ago
https://www.gocomics.Com/frazz/2006/11/19
Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago
In 1986, Dark Crossings starred 69-year-old Joan Fontaine, who was no longer the Fontaine of her youth.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
He’s looked everywhere, but he hasn’t fountain-y thing.