Herman by Jim Unger for February 23, 2024

Why not? You look like a lovely couple

Behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what he did wrong.

The Eighth Dwarf, Horny, early-on liquidated his share in the diamond mine and went off to get married. He hooked up with a Vegas showgirl, and from the very start there were insurmountable difficulties …

That’s cause you’re the husbank.

Bet that’s not all she doesn’t wanna do with you…

“Well then, you SHOULD have married a Brazilian girl!”

She doesn’t like where your head winds up.

Her humorous is too long. Both of them. Can’t dance. Try taking her bowling.

I’d like to take her dancing.

Motorboat!

I heard his friends put him up to it.

But he loves it!

I have the opposite problem. My wife and I are both over 6 feet tall. When I dance with an average size woman, I find it unusual to be able to look over the top of her head.

When they’re dancing cheek to chest, he can’t take his eyes off her.

She wants to lead and he won’t let her.

Did you ever think of lifts?

In this case he is so short….he only comes up to her belly button…….

If he did a better job of putting his nose in her business, she’d probably do anything he asked.

In trouble for being height impaired.

I think he’s known as what’s called a “sugar daddy”…

But she loves to go to parties with him, as his head makes a handy table on which to rest her martini

Snuggle up anyway.

The sex must be great – for him only

Not that that stops her from going out dancing.

He probably has $$$ and now she does too.

Maybe she’ll dance ON you.