Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 29, 2024

Elsa Lanchester? The Bride of Frankenstein would never lower herself so far!

“Yeah, it’s time,” says the man-child as he fondles his dolly.

Harry, you BUMBLING FOOL! you REMOVED that Carmine Infantino-inspired Silver Age Flash statue from its packaging to display it!? Now it’s no longer MINT IN BOX! The retail value has PLUMMETED! DeadSkunkHead John would be well within his rights to fire you on the sport for such an EGREGIOUS disregard of fanboy culture! Pack up your time-travel helmet and NEVER darken the Komix Korner again!!!

WOW. Why’d Marvel not name this guy “Ego the Living Planet”?

Rockstar? Reeeally? Its called rocking?

No no noooooo. I thought we escaped this moron.

You can add “pining away for a Pulitzer” to that list.

“Say, where’s your Atomik Komix rack?”

“Oh – they went out of business. Pete had no time to do the writing since he reopened Montoni’s and Chester didn’t have the money to hire anybody else.”

Hang On Snoopy beat you to it, eh?

They should all go to Montonis for a pizza

Ooh… You did not just take that Flash figurine out of the box, do you? You fool! It’s now worthless junk!

Frozen was how long ago?

Batty: Always on the cutting edge of Pop Culture.

“Pipe dream”

Be with us tomorrow for “Ally Babble And The Fourteen Peeves—-The Movie”

Zzzzzz…..

Does anyone know what happened to ComicsKingdom? It’s a mess.

What??!!

i think ed working on his farrier skills would be way better then this bad comic store humor

It’s never too late to pursue your dreams!

Skunkhead has an affinity for show tunes. I wonder if his wife knows.

What does this have to do with Crankshaft