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You don’t have to be God’s favorite, just young. It’s been so long since I slept through the night without having to get up to use the bathroom I can’t even remember it.
Amazingly, I can still “pull” a couple of “all nighters.” It would help if I did not drink constantly up to the moment my head hits the pillow.
I do pretty good at night. I get about 7 hours of sleep without waking up to pee. But when I don’t, I just don’t open my eyes all the way so I can go back to sleep.
My husband is one of those favorites… . I’m not. (He also snores)Some nights I lay there, tossing and turning, listening to the buzzsaw and wonder if the combination is grounds for… never mind, I’m sure it isn’t.
rekam 10 months ago
Must be nice. I guess.
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Sleep is for the weak!
Lumberman 10 months ago
Hold that thought, I gotta pee.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago
I haven’t known for years and years. If I sleep more than three hours straight, it’s a miracle.
Lumberman 10 months ago
Hold that thought, I gotta pee.
blunebottle 10 months ago
I am feeling loved.
Alyssa the Great 10 months ago
I sleep all night without waking up (unless I have a nightmare), for me the issue is falling asleep. Takes me way too long.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 10 months ago
My cat and bladder would not allow it.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
The villainous Count Saknussemm: “I don’t sleep. I hate those little slices of death.”
Macushlalondra 10 months ago
You don’t have to be God’s favorite, just young. It’s been so long since I slept through the night without having to get up to use the bathroom I can’t even remember it.
kaycstamper 10 months ago
They must not be old yet, it’ll happen.
dflak 10 months ago
Amazingly, I can still “pull” a couple of “all nighters.” It would help if I did not drink constantly up to the moment my head hits the pillow.
DawnQuinn1 10 months ago
I sleep all night long. Never get up to pee. I am sooooooooooooo privileged. I am also 70 years old. lol
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
I envy those people.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
…..they don’t wake up!!!!!!
Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago
Well Aunty, it is easy to get a full, uninterrupted nights sleep. You have to quite waiting for the storm to pass and learn to dance in the rain.
j.l.farmer 10 months ago
I can’t remember EVER having a night that I didn’t wake up for one reason or another!!
old_geek 10 months ago
And then fall back asleep as it is time to get up…
CorkLock 10 months ago
Maybe Aunty you should take that a a warning from the Lord. Those hot flashes are really a warning about H*ll.
saylorgirl 10 months ago
I do pretty good at night. I get about 7 hours of sleep without waking up to pee. But when I don’t, I just don’t open my eyes all the way so I can go back to sleep.
Rista 10 months ago
My husband is one of those favorites… . I’m not. (He also snores)Some nights I lay there, tossing and turning, listening to the buzzsaw and wonder if the combination is grounds for… never mind, I’m sure it isn’t.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
I’d love be able to sleep all through the night, but I don’t want a water bed.
Katzi428 10 months ago
The more I read this comic strip, the more I see how much I have in common with it .(I turned 55 last week !)
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
What makes you think I would know?!
asrialfeeple 10 months ago
Revenge of the Sixth!
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Well-rested
dbrucepm 10 months ago
I try to keep it in perspective. Pretty soon it will be eternal sleep, and that fact makes getting up to pee seem less bothersome.