Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 21, 2024

i wanna be a superhero just to clean my room – nothing else

I’d not make it as a superhero. I need my naps.

Only sat down? It must be the But-Signal!

She’s more superb!tch than superhero.

If you look at that projection a certain way, it could represent the open mouth of a rabbit. What kind of superhero would Rab-bit Man (or Woman) be?

They say it’s all in the timing.

Batty signal for a batty Auntie.

So … Super-zero then.

In out house, it’s the dog wanting to be let out.

Oh Aunty. Send out your own signal telling them you’re off-the-clock.

My super power is to forget why I came into some random room.

Old Batwoman?

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Round pill with A in the middle!!!!

It’s the symbol for “CHILL” pill.

Being a superhero is a weighty matter. I must be ready at a moments notice. For I AM……

Ultracrepidarian Man….

Yes Aunty, Yes you would.

Mister Trouble never hangs around

When he hears this Mighty sound.

“Here I come to save the day”

That means that Crabby Woman is on the way.

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right

Crabby Woman will join the fight.

On the sea or on the land,

She gets the situation well in hand

So though we are in danger, we never despair

Cause we know that where there’s danger he is there!

(She is there, on the land, on the sea, in the air!)

We’re not worrying at all

We’re just listening for his call

“Here I come, to save the day!”

That means thatCrabby Woman

Is on the way!

We’re not worrying at all

We’re just listening for her call

“Here I come, to save the day!”

That means that Crabby Woman

Is on the way!

You just need motivation, Aunty. Unfortunately your parents weren’t murdered right in front of your eyes by a holdup man.

they’re also calling you on the Bat Phone, so answer it you old BAT

The sad truth is that Batman is a Sadist whose biggest pleasure is making the bad guys Bleed.