That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 16, 2024

First: You find the well.

Second: You install the pump.

Third: You build the house around it

INDOOR PLUMBING!

The bucket of milk magically never runs out – she can fill all of her metal containers from the single one.

It’s a really remarkable spigot:/

She’s the rascal who knew how to rig it/

To a shape “phalliform”-/

When the water gets warm/

You can understand why the “chicks” dig it…

“After Milking Time”: Little Billy was ready to play with the jugs.

Give us a peek love. I got a bet with the lads.

“You’re quite funny, Abraham. But, I don’t think I’ve had nearly enough to drink, to do that with YOU”.

“Something smells like rotten cabbage in here?……Oh, it’s you!”

What a phallicy. /s

“At least pull my hair.”

Hey honey, tonight’s S&M night ! And I can’t wait, you?

Somewhere in the past, one of our great-to-the-nth grandparents doubtless had a honeymoon before a wedding:

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Oh, Gramma and Grampa many-times Great

I know this acknowledgement at this late date

Is strange, but wherever you coupled, know this:

It may not have been the Vegas Sybaris,

But a Barn was as good as any place to mate.

Brace yourself, Mildred!

That phallic faucet looks more like a disappointing moment.

“Hey, Helga! Ya wanna lick my licorice stick?”

“Your proctologist has teamed with Rotor-Rooter to save you money!”

Maggie MacIntosh, I thought that was you! This is your third visit to the distillery today – are things okay at home?

I like the way you shake those cans….wanna dance?

I would not try to lift that brass container once filled…

“Is that your a$$, or are you smuggling barrels?”

The builder never thought of it as a one-butt kitchen until their butts arrived.

“Just hold that position for a few minutes…”

“Stop moving and don’t pull out! Someone is looking our way. They’ll think you are simply standing behind me.”

“Remember, ladies: If you haven’t got the curves, some socks and a bustle can still catch his eye!”

After Milking Time: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Copper vessels (containers)" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 1016, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3271 (February 16, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to very sparse info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

bend over Hellen, this won’t very much, but i got to unstop the pipeline to relieve the bloating.

“After Milking Time,” 1825

This guy with his paints … I think he’s lost.

I’m sorry, I thought this was the brothel.

She invited him over for luncheon

so why is he bearing a truncheon?

And we might have had fewer

poorly rendered brass ewers…

this painter deserves a good punchin’ …

Check with that Vermeer guy. I hear he’s looking for someone who can handle a milk pitcher.