Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 20, 2024

Hey, it s a plan…

But, but.. but you’ve just published your intentions in a confessional manner.

As judge, jury and executioner in this scenario, I have to say that she has most likely suffered more than enough already. Also, that’s a great photo, in which she looks adorably innocent. So there’s that.

As long as she is cute….

All at once?

Cute ones have no trouble scrounging up disposable husbands…

Now somebody erase this tape!

angel of death

They’re coming to take her away, HO HO, HA HA, HEE HEE!

But just maybe, she’ll pull it off, if she plans carefully and makes NO mistakes, along the way!

She wasn’t called The Merry Widow for nothin’!

Material Girl indeed.

Trump was an adorable baby, too…o well…

who says you wont marry a guy like andy capp

ah the dreams of youth ;+)

Potential victim of the Parent Crap …!

Not if you poison them all at once.

You go, girl!

Someone’s been watching all the episodes of “Forensic Files”, and taking notes! Probably my spouse.

But you have to keep wearing that outfit so you look, you know, “harmless”.

Some gals just know how to push all the right buttons.

Her husbands all died of acute indigestion. They were sick of being married to her!

Creepy kid.

This was the response to, “What do you want to be when you grow up.”

“That woman’s a Black Widow spider. She bit me and now she’s gone.”—Lowell Fulson

Money in the Los Brovas record sums a way to get ahead in a comfortable Mary, John, and Spot.

Money never hurts!

It’s a specific, detailed plan. I think it could work.

Ever see the final minute of “The Bad Seed” after the closing credits?