Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Cheating the customer will ruin your reptiletation.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    “I, um, already collected my tip!”

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago

    Great visual gag!

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Alright buddy, regurgitate the other three or I’ll file a complaint.

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    Carrying charges.

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Larsonism.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    It must be the hamster rationing.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Eh it ours new diet special. To helps you loses weight.

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s the Hamsterburglar.

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    Brich027  8 months ago

    No tip for you! And just wait for my Yelp review!

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    Captain Bars  8 months ago

    “Hmmm. I guess the guy in charge of counting must have somehow seen the 9 printed upside down.”

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    Munch  8 months ago

    And that’s why I never have food delivered.

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    Alverant  8 months ago

    I don’t use delivery services often. Is this a common occurrence?

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Sorry, I got hungry……I credited your account…

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    bobpeters61  8 months ago

    Hey, you knew he was a snake when you trusted him to deliver your food.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    It was nine, then ate, then six.

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    BearsDown Premium Member 8 months ago

    EWWWBRR FEES!

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    Jeddo  8 months ago

    The positive feedback was hamsterung.

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    CccComics4me  8 months ago

    Wouldn’t tofu-ster be healthier?

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    Shrinkflation.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Come on, cough up the other 3.

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    walstib Premium Member 8 months ago

    Off topic – Brings to mind Monty Python: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    “The ones on top got cold, so I took care of it.”

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 8 months ago

    He collected his own tip on the way there.

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    BigBoy  8 months ago

    Delivery by Door Slither

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 8 months ago

    Delivery guy was checking for freshness and tenderness – but it doesn’t appear that he chewed any of them.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    It was a ‘dead’ giveaway.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    How did the delivery snake manage to “carry” the bag?

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    tinstar  8 months ago

    Now, he’s looking a little rattled.

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