Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 31, 2024

aaahhh… the fate of men…

Suck it up.

Darryl probably feels a bit like Charlie Brown right now: “I can’t stand it. I just can’t stand it.” (shout out to the Peanuts-inspired lamp for the idea)

Couch Darryl

While you’re up dad, bring me a glass of water!

The kids are getting bigger.

All right, who’s got the stinky feet?!

Someone has sticky fingers.

You’ll have to sleep in the coach Darryl.

I fondly remember those days!

When you buy a couch the most important thing is how it sleeps, not how it sits.

I’m thankful that our girls never had nightmares on the same night so we’ve only ever had 1 at a time.

Darryl should crawl into Wren’s crib, I believe it is unoccupied!

There were five in the bed, and the little one said, “Roll Over, roll over.” So, they all rolled over, and one fell out. There were 4 in the bed and the little one said,”Roll over…”

Obviously, Wanda and Darryl don’t have a King size bed.

It is a scientific fact – As a family gets bigger, the bed gets proportionately smaller.

Back in 2015 we were hosting a Serbian Exchange student. I had returned to third shift, & there was a powerful thunderstorm in our area. The apartment we had back then was in a valley. After one particularly loud thunder crash, my wife found herself in bed with the dog, the cat & the Serbian.

Wanda, when will you and other parents lear that co-sleeping provides zero, zip, nada, NO benefits to the child or the parents. There are ways to deal with their fears but co-sleeping is not own of them.

To the couch with you, loser!

That’s a bad habit to start. Take them back to bed and stay with them until the go to sleep. Daryl, you deserve the floor for that.

Time to get a bigger bed, Darryl. You were pushing it trying to park that whole nose in there anyway.

I think they need a bigger bed!

I think father can peacefully sleep down and let the kiddies snuggle up with mom.

They all rolled over and one fell out

Sorry Darryl looks like the couch for you. Of course it will probably be more comfortable.

They really need to go back to their own beds.

Add a cat and a dog to be REAL!

That’s what couches are for….

Need two kings pushed together