The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 04, 2024

Tread carefully, Brutus!

Not the right answer.

This is one of those questions that requires you to take the …… “fifth!!!”

;-)

Diplomacy, Brutus. Use diplomacy.

You bought this one Brutus, the answered required a firm YES! Why did you go off script?

The problem with situations like this is that whatever you say, you’re trapped. Don’t mention how tight fitting the pants are and she’ll call you out for it.

Careful there is no correct answer.

Weeeell,…looks like it “grows” on you…

My pants look like that, too.

Gladys, don’t bend over!!!

I also noticed they’re making clothes smaller and smaller these days, yet still charging the same price. I blame it on “shrinkflation”.

Length ✓, Width ✕, Depth ✕. One out of three ain’t bad (in Baseball)

Yes, that is the way pants that are 3 sizes too small are supposed to look. Give them back to Wilberforce so he can go to school.

Looks great – but why is the zipper in the back?

‘They look fabulous, dear’…

Don’t ask questions like that!

Yes, the length is a safe bet. Avoid any other reference.

They look good from the road, …..at midnight, …….on a moonless night

She is not fat.. just big boned.

Brutus, you nearly stepped in a mess there friend. Almost, but not quite. You just got a little on the edge of your shoe.

she looks like a dude from beside the head part… :{

In women’s pants, length doesn’t matter. Ankle length? Four inches above the ankles? Knee length? “That’s the style.” Too long? Wear ’em with high heel boots.

I think I have to change the blinker fluid in the car now.

Good save Brutus .

One question: Do you want to sleep on the couch or the bed tonight? ☺️☺️☺️

but tight around the waist?

In the immortal words of Howard Wolowitz “And here I am in the trap…” ☺

Brutus dodged a bullet when she didn’t drop the F bomb: do they make me look fat?

You need to go a size or so larger, Gladys!

They fit perfectly, for a tournament!

Always dodge the worst of them all. Does this dress make me look fatter or less fat? It’s a no win

Best response? “Do I look stupid?”

I don’t understand why women ask if they don’t want an honest answer.

the right answer is they don’t do you justice

He almost made it to Earl’s level. (Pickles)

She looks like the Golem. Sorry….true.

I couldn’t think of a better answer and not lying

At least she didn’t bait the usual trap “Does this make my butt look big”. And actually it doesn’t, it makes her look top heavy.

the first step in constructive criticism is to point out the positives first!

Only answer should be, “lt fits you like you are a model” OR,“That was specifically designed for you”. Sounds good and could mean a whole lot of different things……

The length IS good, There are no gaps or bagging. Yes they fit properly.(I never wear a top tucked in myself.)

I will never again ask a man if any clothing looks right on me. Men lie, I have learned today. They would rather go out with a woman in very ill-fitting pants than tell her they don’t fit right. Lucky for me, I used to make most of my own clothes, and I do know when something doesn’t fit and can change it. I don’t always know if a different cut flatters me or not.

Women wear pants?