Herman by Jim Unger for March 15, 2024

It will ride up with wear.

Your left, or my left?

That’s when I would have left.

“He’s a male stripper. The one with a flower pattern matches his thong.”

We may be about to find out that, indeed, men swear.

He should get rid of what is on his left.

Mom still dresses him

If she’s gonna take him out in public, he’s gotta look right..

Why should he choose? She will have to be the one to look at it, not him.

He already took the one on his left and look where it got him.

Does she always make your decisions? OY

My left or your left, madame? (GoComics won’t publish my comments.)

I’m fine with my future wife picking out clothes for me. Not like I care, and if it makes her happy, I’m happy.

Not a very edifying choice.

The one on the left is the tie that looks the most like a leash.

“…and he’ll like it.”

It is good when you no longer have to make your own decisions but have a wife to tell you everything. What a lucky fellow.

stripes or popcorn…not a very good selection to begin with…

The one perk of having had an emergency tracheostomy many years ago, The scar left me unable to wear a necktie other than the clip on “fakes”

My tailor used to ask if I dressed on the left or the right (when I had tailored suits, eons ago).

Next you should shop at a mind store, so he can get one of his own.

That’s the style I told him he likes.

Is that a poorly drawn tie?