Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 23, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  10 months ago

    No matter how you mix up your start times and vary your speed, you still have to be at that fixed location sometime in the morning, because it’s a school day and that house is on your route. Mystery solved.

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    J.J. O'Malley  10 months ago

    Well, once again a wearying, weeklong Ed arc ends with a joke that’s actually kind of amusing. I give it a solid “B.”

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    Bill Thompson  10 months ago

    It would have been comedy gold if that were a Predator drone armed with a Hellfire missile or ten.

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Cranky, you’ve been LoJacked.

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    billsplut  10 months ago

    Blue and Gold, vs a sadistic fascist dressed in Red? Guess we know who Crank voted for in the Russian “election”! (88% voted for Vlad! In unrelated news, 12% of Russia just fell out of very high windows)

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Eh woulda be easier and cheaper to plants a GPS tracker on bus doesn’t cha theenk?

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  10 months ago

    stop me where I go off the road here; most school bus roofs have a number painted on them for aerial identification, most school bus electronics also contain a GPS locator, so the only way Ed can avoid detection is to switch buses with another driver.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Nice and lovely perspective artwork. Artist really good, a master cartoonist. Now if only its called writing was of similar quality…

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Ha! Ha! Good for her!

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    Fetzee  10 months ago

    Grandma Johnson going to flash Ed

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    rockyridge1977  10 months ago

    Smarter than the “average bear”!!!!!!

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ooohhhhh, a DRONE! That’s SURE to win that Pew-litzer Prize!

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    lemonbaskt  10 months ago

    or got sent to siberia with summer clothes

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    WilliamVollmer  10 months ago

    A drone? Well the garage mechanic discovered the tracker Grandma Johnson managed to attach to Ed’s bus,

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    lemonbaskt  10 months ago

    at least eds not a crybaby like judge parker

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    tcayer  10 months ago

    The length he goes to to insure that a kid misses his bus… HOW is he still employed?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Oh sure, Grandma knows all about drones…..this ‘toon needs AI……………

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    eced52  10 months ago

    Granddaughter turned her on to drones.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s what happens when you play hard to get.

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    CrazyLady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Crank has met his match!! LOL

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    Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s because Granny is more technically advance than you Crankshaft.

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    kathleenhicks62  10 months ago

    Is Cranky being stalked?

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    Mopman  10 months ago

    Bummer Ed. Looks like you actually have to pick up at least one kid today.

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    alexius23  10 months ago

    Death from Above

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    Mopman  10 months ago

    Good thing she uses that drone so that she knows that Ed will be coming down her street. Like he does every school day.

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    If see has done you in while wearing pink fuzzy slippers and robe, you’ve really lost your touch, Mr. C.

    BYW, I appreciate the drone’s shadow on the bus top… at the bus stop.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  10 months ago

    Grandma Johnson looks harmless enough to me….

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