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That’s what Musk and any number of greedy rich basturds do, I think. Oh, and they never pay back those “loans”, either — that would require REAL income, which is subject to taxes.
Actually with stocks even if you don’t sell them you have taxable dividends and unrealized capital gains, interest income on bonds and rental income property.
Speaking of moaning and groaning:Have you ever seen a church begin to rock?Heard a sundown deacon preachin’ to his flock?Have you ever seen old Satan on the run?Then follow me, see just how it’s done, and have you;
Ever heard a sermon stir your soul?Make you crave the River Jordan as you go?Have you ever felt as though you’d like to shout?Then come on and let them feelin’s out, oh Lord!
Just hear those sisters groanin’And hear those brothers moanin’Rippin’ and antonin’On revival day
They talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They’re sinful and they fear itOn revival day
When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!
Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!
Oh, just tell those sisters groanin’And hear them brothers moanin’Rippin’ and anantonin’On revival day
Oh, they’re talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They sinful and they fear itOn revival day
When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!
Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!
Imagine 11 months ago
He’s just upset that he didn’t think of it first.
Arbitrary 11 months ago
And add the guillotine blade to the expenses list.
mccollunsky 11 months ago
Should have given him a brilliant idea on how to become a billionaire , Jason.
Concretionist 11 months ago
Ummm. And when / how do you pay off those loans?
Zykoic 11 months ago
Brilliant. Also start a foundation. Better yet, a religion.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Instead of paying taxes billionaires pay accountants.
A# 466 11 months ago
That’s what Musk and any number of greedy rich basturds do, I think. Oh, and they never pay back those “loans”, either — that would require REAL income, which is subject to taxes.
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
Umm… I’m pretty sure what Jason talked about is illegal!
Steve Dallas 11 months ago
Flat tax.
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
People complain about the rich not paying their “fair share” but the top 50% of earners pay 98% of all income taxes collected.
Jedi.Kermit 11 months ago
Today’s “Foxtrot Classics” that is missing is April 13, 2003.
jslabotnik 11 months ago
Reminds me of Oprah’s guide to happiness. Step 1, get a billion dollars
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
Good one, Peter.
Gen.Flashman 11 months ago
Actually with stocks even if you don’t sell them you have taxable dividends and unrealized capital gains, interest income on bonds and rental income property.
jvscanlan Premium Member 11 months ago
Sadly true.
calliarcale 11 months ago
A brilliant strategy, Jason, with just one fatal flaw….
William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago
I can literally hear all Republicans scribbling furiously.
bike2sac 11 months ago
Speaking of moaning and groaning:Have you ever seen a church begin to rock?Heard a sundown deacon preachin’ to his flock?Have you ever seen old Satan on the run?Then follow me, see just how it’s done, and have you;
Ever heard a sermon stir your soul?Make you crave the River Jordan as you go?Have you ever felt as though you’d like to shout?Then come on and let them feelin’s out, oh Lord!
Just hear those sisters groanin’And hear those brothers moanin’Rippin’ and antonin’On revival day
They talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They’re sinful and they fear itOn revival day
When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!
Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!
Oh, just tell those sisters groanin’And hear them brothers moanin’Rippin’ and anantonin’On revival day
Oh, they’re talkin’ to a spiritJust like you see and hear it;They sinful and they fear itOn revival day
When that congregation starts to singNothin’ in this world don’t mean a thing!
Oh, glory hallelujah!Makes you feel so peculiarThe Devil cannot rule yaOn revival day!
C 11 months ago
Not too late to call an orphanage and reduce your child rearing expenses
Cap-i-taan Maa-tyoo Riddy, Amer-i-caan Naa-vee 11 months ago
This is one of the worst problems with society (at least in America).
lisaegray 11 months ago
Why are new ones on here just every once in awhile?
Lisa Marie Chamberlain 10 months ago
Here in Canada taxes are done on the 30th but I got mine in February