Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 29, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    It was to dye for!

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Putting their make-up on early, for once!

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    joegee  8 months ago

    Easter party!

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    Splish-splash! I was takin’ a bath!

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    They got a bit over-eggcited.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    Eggzactly what I thought.

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    nancyb creator 8 months ago

    Just don’t jump in the shallow end, Eggbert!

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    manowarrior  8 months ago

    That’s EGGcitng!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    Egg Story.

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    ATGMer  8 months ago

    So Humpty wasn’t dumped after all?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Last one in is a rotten egg!

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    mac04416  8 months ago

    They were just dye-ing to get started.

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    wongo  8 months ago

    I think that joke is a little off color.

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    Chris  8 months ago

    the eggs wanted to get colored that badly. :J

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    Darryl Heine  8 months ago

    Not me! (OOPS, that’s Family Circus)

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  8 months ago

    An Eggciting Party!

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    HOTLOTUS1  8 months ago

    great party until they realized it’s egg DIE

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    jango  8 months ago

    Cannonball !!!!!

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Happy eggs! You will be preserved to make a ginormous frittata later.

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    Dese hard-boiled guys don’t wait for no one.

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    zenyattafan  8 months ago

    Cowabunga!

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    I find the idea of sentient food disturbing.

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    eggs gone wild!!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    I blame the chicken.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    They love using the dyeving board.

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    bookworm0812  8 months ago

    Cowa-freakin’-BUNGA!

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    Yeah, sure, the “fun” part is leaping into the boiling water first.

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    thejanith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    They didn’t worry about the consequences. They knew they were gonna dye, anyway.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    Pink? That’s rather shocking!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago

    I love this!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Mark Parisi, you have outdone yourself today!!!

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