Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 15, 2024

dog has personality ;+)

You might have to get my tail wagging first.

Old dog with few teeth.

This is the goal of every cartoonist—biting humor!

Let me get my dentures.

I might nibble your rawhide just a little.

What’s the safeword? Bath? Vet? Vacuum?

woof…

……gently…right here… … ……….

No biting, just grip with the teeth to tickle with the tongue.

Don’t think of it as biting; just close your eyes and imagine I’m removing the parasitic arachnids from your skin.

Do dogs watch sniff films?

Does your dog bite?

No.

RAWR!

I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!

That is not my dog!

Can I get back to you?

I have to research the pros and cons of biting!

Must be a Def Leppard fan.

Dog probably bite Teresa when she rolled him in her typewriter.

It’s typical of dogs to want to get on your good side.

yas yas baby

That’s what she said!

Accommodating breed.

Depends on if the bite is worse than the bark …!

( gooood doggie, all bark & no bite )

(head tilts sideway) “Go on… I’m intrigued.”

Bit of a Barker.

Don’t eat the cartoonists that fed up with FedEx treats.

Thingee, triple thingee, who hit a grand slam thingee in my world series?

Just a little nibble please.

Nipple nibbling is permissible… nipple biting is a no-no!

I still enjoy hiding, springing out at unsuspecting passers by, and giving them a playful nip. My mom thought I’d outgrow it.

Can you lick me instead?

Sure, what’s one more bite? Is it possible to be lamerer? How many degrees of lame are there? I would say 6, possibly 9.