The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for April 21, 2024

So now she’s praying for the end of time

To hurry up and arrive

‘Cause if she’s gotta spend another minute with you

I don’t think that she can really survive…

A wife is a relative too.

Heads up there Al, you’re driving your fjord into a lake

He eventually divorced his wife and married his cousin.

If it was 1915 why doesn’t she have a chaperone?

“Now pardon me while I drive into this black hole.”

After that answer she elbowed him in the nutz and that’s when his hair went KAFLOOEY.

I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I’m praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive

’Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you

I don’t think that I can really survive.

I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow,

but God only knows what I can do right now

I’m praying for the end of time it’s all that I can do

Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!

(Paradise by the Dashboard Light)

Everyone was scared of his brother Frank Einstein

He ditched her, she was too time consuming.

Well done by the cartoonist. 1915 Model T’s did have brass radiator shells. That’s either a Speedster (not built by Ford) or a Six-Forty Runabout that was built by Ford.

Hey! Both hands on the wheel, Einstein!!! :)

Willie Nelson 1961:

♪♫ "How’s your new love? I hope that he’s doing fine?

I heard you told him that you’d love him ’til the end of time.

Now that’s the same thing that you told me, it seems like just the other day.

Gee, ain’t it funny how time slips away?" ♫♪

I think she was hoping to be relative.

♪ 1915 was long ago and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today ♪

He was not so young in 1915…36 to be exact.

A Fjord! Love it!! Lol!!

“When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute — and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.”- Actual quote from Albert Einstein