Kliban by B. Kliban for April 01, 2024

Shoulda started yesterday.

She has to take off her suit to put on her dress.

Just wear pants! We’re late already!

“When your mother said you’d be “the gorilla of my dreams,” I thought she was only just kidding.”

Lycanthropy strikes one in twelve. Won’t you help?

Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

Sure beats razor stubble. Leave it be.

I believe the word here is… uhm… ‘hirsute’.

Serious case of winter legs.

Don’t bother her while she’s saving her legs.

Gross

Gonna be a while, and there is substantial trimming of the nether regions still to do. Just a suggestion, either go alone or abandon the outing, take off your suit and help her.

There’s a half moon out.

Esh!

Someone get the hedge clippers….

Did anyone here order the Brazilian Body Cast Special?

Hair today and goon tomorrow!

That’s okay honey, I’ll just wait.