Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 30, 2024

About 90% of our mail goes into the recycle bin without being opened.

Did she actually expect him to read those forms?

Cliff is true to forms.

In the military, “we” used to call that …… File 13!!!

;-)

I once put “In” and “Out” signs on opposite sides of my office waste basket.

Hey! Are those Cliffs Notes?

Cliff actually makes an intelligent remark!

Maybe there’s hope for him!

And his outbox is a foods tray.

Talk about efficient.

That shredder looks and works exactly like the suggestion box at some places I’ve worked.

Do not ever put unopened junk mail in your recycling bin!!! If it has your name and address, it could lead to theft of identity. Remove all personal info & shred it, then recycle the “eftovers”! Especially if you put your bins out the night before your garbage pick-up day.

(sigh) “Leftovers”!!!

Ha! I’m up to 97%, including extended warranties.

Ohhh, this is gonna be embarrassing for Cliff! When he finally makes it to his own Out-basket, he’s gonna be stripped…

Where cliff’s laziness come efficiently

Maintenance in my buiding got smart years ago & put a recycle bin next to the mailboxes in the front hall.

The Ron Swanson School of Administration

If the junk mail solicitations are printed on only one side of the paper, they can be used for scratch paper or for printing out crosswords and first drafts.

Would you expect anything less of him Pam?

“Could you empty the Out box on your way out?”

There is another slot that Pam would like to stick the forms in.

You’ll never catch him for falsifying official documents.

Destroying? Yes.

Falsifying? No.