Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 10, 2024

Can someone that small really put the dishes away?

The next sound they here will be breaking dishes. Unless they’re using unbreakable ones.

Um, actually, Darryl would be considered a “warlock.” (Insert a hand pointing up emoji next to a nerd emoji here.)

Wouldn’t Hammie rather BE a flying monkey? I would.

Attaboy Darryl! Way to avoid the “30 minutes of begging” tonight?

Hammie with breakable dishes? You might want to rethink that!

Darryl…

Snoreless night?! He’s not a warlock, you know!

Nothing is free, Wanda.

No offense Daryll, but with a schnozz like that, I’ll bet the snoring resembles a 747 taking off at O’Hare.

At least, that’s what she’s been telling HIM all these years.

Lucky him if it happens.

Way to go, Daryll.

I predict trouble ahead when the “warlock” has to produce the flying monkey?

If Wanda wants Darryl to stop snoring she will have to wash the car, or something.

Nice L. Frank Baum reference.

Based on his history I don’t think I would want Hammie touching the clean dishes, lol.

Well Wanda, what’s it going to be, another night with snoring or another baby?

With that honker I’m sure his snoring has extra mega resonance.

Wanda better be current on her birth control pills when she pays Darryl off for a snore-less night.

Granting wishes?! He’s a warlock, not a gin!

Flying Monkey- classic

Darryl needed to specify what Hammie should do with the dishes after removing them from the dishwasher. The next person in the kitchen may end up tripping over bowls and plates.

oooh…he gets lucky tonight!

Dad found a coupon for those mail order sea-monkeys.

There are no free lunches Wanda.

Flying monkeys are basically untameable, which is probably why they appeal to Hammie

I remember those nights, so does our adult kids, I have to wait over an hour until husband quieted down, I read during that noisy time. Long after he retired took a while. Then two years ago, picked up again. husband had to help me out, as I had bad accident, not auto, I have to say in bed wondering if I jump to the ceiling. He worked hard helping me.

Can I get the last four years, without George Soros, please?

“You must admit my snoring has kept A LOT of burglars away from this house.”