“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Your heart has a lifetime guarantee. It will last just as long as you do.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Nobody gets out of Life alive, or leaves with a loaded U-Haul.
sandpiper 7 months ago
Truer words were never spoken. If anyone offers you an iron-clad guarantee, just remember, heavy stuff sinks.
wirepunchr 7 months ago
The only guarantee is you live until you die.
uniquename 7 months ago
Most of the owner’s manuals aren’t that great either.
Skeptical Meg 7 months ago
If you have kids, that’s your replacement warranty.
prince valiant Premium Member 7 months ago
I volunteer at our library book sale area. The most consistent books people donate are cookbooks and self help.
InTraining Premium Member 7 months ago
What is needed is a back owners manual…
gammaguy 7 months ago
Unfortunately, none of the “owner’s manuals” were written by the “engineer” that built your life.
bigplayray 7 months ago
I’m getting old. And it’s weird!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
KEA 7 months ago
…and no mulligans