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Frank and Ernest

By Thaves

Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 13, 2024

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Yakety Sax 11 months ago

Your heart has a lifetime guarantee. It will last just as long as you do.

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PraiseofFolly 11 months ago

Nobody gets out of Life alive, or leaves with a loaded U-Haul.

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sandpiper 11 months ago

Truer words were never spoken. If anyone offers you an iron-clad guarantee, just remember, heavy stuff sinks.

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wirepunchr 11 months ago

The only guarantee is you live until you die.

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uniquename 11 months ago

Most of the owner’s manuals aren’t that great either.

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Milady Meg 11 months ago

If you have kids, that’s your replacement warranty.

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prince valiant Premium Member 11 months ago

I volunteer at our library book sale area. The most consistent books people donate are cookbooks and self help.

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InTraining Premium Member 11 months ago

What is needed is a back owners manual…

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gammaguy 11 months ago

Unfortunately, none of the “owner’s manuals” were written by the “engineer” that built your life.

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bigplayray 11 months ago

I’m getting old. And it’s weird!

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Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

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KEA 11 months ago

…and no mulligans

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