Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    Your heart has a lifetime guarantee. It will last just as long as you do.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Nobody gets out of Life alive, or leaves with a loaded U-Haul.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Truer words were never spoken. If anyone offers you an iron-clad guarantee, just remember, heavy stuff sinks.

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    The only guarantee is you live until you die.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    Most of the owner’s manuals aren’t that great either.

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    Skeptical Meg  7 months ago

    If you have kids, that’s your replacement warranty.

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    prince valiant Premium Member 7 months ago

    I volunteer at our library book sale area. The most consistent books people donate are cookbooks and self help.

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    InTraining Premium Member 7 months ago

    What is needed is a back owners manual…

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    Unfortunately, none of the “owner’s manuals” were written by the “engineer” that built your life.

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    bigplayray  7 months ago

    I’m getting old. And it’s weird!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies: ‘God dämn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” —Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007), American writer, words of Eliot Rosewater in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

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    KEA  7 months ago

    …and no mulligans

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