Too bad the alien didn’t check the research humans have done. For one thing, it would have found out skunks are not members of the cat family. And reading further, there would be a mention of their ability to spray a foul-smelling liquid.
I was at a campground in upstate New York when I saw a woman calling “Here kitty, kitty” to just such a striped beast. She stopped pursuing it when I told her what it really was.
got sprayed by a skunk when I was a kid…right in the face. It numbed my nose so bad I couldn’t even smell anything. My friend was having a conniption, and I was like “what?” Lol!
Space-Buckaroo 3 months ago
Stinky Kitty
a sage 3 months ago
Their Earth database needs expanding.
silberdistel 3 months ago
Great! :-D
rgulyash 3 months ago
Pepe
Gent 3 months ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected.
dlkrueger33 3 months ago
Reminds me of that cartoon with Pepe LePew and the cat with a paint stripe accidentally on her back that he mistakes for a female skunk.
Kidon Ha-Shomer 3 months ago
polecat :-D
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
Too bad the alien didn’t check the research humans have done. For one thing, it would have found out skunks are not members of the cat family. And reading further, there would be a mention of their ability to spray a foul-smelling liquid.
Darryl Heine 3 months ago
It isn’t Pepe Le Pew.
ddl297 3 months ago
But the alien has no nose; how would he smell? (yeah, I know, “Terrible!”)
dbrucepm 3 months ago
beware the striped polecat, I know from experience
mholding 3 months ago
smelly cat smelly cat……
RPS11 3 months ago
Pepe’ Le Pew saves / destroys the world
backyardcowboy 3 months ago
This makes no scents.
ewaldoh 3 months ago
Ahh, the nightmare of a little knowledge.
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 3 months ago
Beware the STRIPED Kitty! LOL!
ladykat 3 months ago
Wrong species.
Kaputnik 3 months ago
A skunk passed about 6 feet in front of me on an early morning walk not long ago. I stood very still, and it went about its business without spraying.
Bill The Nuke 3 months ago
I was at a campground in upstate New York when I saw a woman calling “Here kitty, kitty” to just such a striped beast. She stopped pursuing it when I told her what it really was.
nancyb creator 3 months ago
In outer space, no one can smell the skunks.
Sabrina17 3 months ago
We had a friend visit use from the UK. We told him “Do not pet the black kitty with two horizontal stripes.”
oakie817 3 months ago
on two occasions i have had wild skunks walk up to me and let me pet them, and one was a mom with 3 kits
FireAnt_Hater 3 months ago
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing…
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
got sprayed by a skunk when I was a kid…right in the face. It numbed my nose so bad I couldn’t even smell anything. My friend was having a conniption, and I was like “what?” Lol!
efwjso (Sue) 3 months ago
Not such a superior intellect after all.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
“Phew, that smells worse than Uranus.”
thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago
Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.
wconer 3 months ago
Bad Kitty, Stinky KittyTail up in the air…
jasonsnakelover 3 months ago
You didn’t research the animals on this planet very thoroughly, did you? If you had, you’d know that creature is not a kitty.