Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 25, 2024

gotta try this with my mother (and me after few years)

I thought he would prefer the blue ones.

Keeps away from em. Those is what kills ya.

I believe it’s my 20 pills a day (all prescribed, of course), taken at the proper internals, that are keeping me alive. Thank the Lord for my Blue Cross plan.

I think the string is stuck in her dentures…

Naaah! Wrap ‘em in cheese!

Cue: “White Rabbit” flashback.

I get better drugs now than I ever did in college.

They need to flavor some of those meds. Prednisone is nasty tasting.

Wouldn’t there be a danger of overdose?

Pills. My fourth meal of the day.

They hate technology, but they love tablets.

Call them “Numb Numbs”…

Thats nasty!

When I was a pharmaceutical detailman, I seldom took any pills. Now, I’m a walking pharmacy.

Had a gout flare up recently in both hands (yes, HANDS) … my first experience with not being able to deal with those dammmnnned child safety twist tops … arrrgh …!

Can they sell those with weed gummies? Then ship me a case?

But she likes the blue ones better when you take one.

With that necklace, how much water are they drinking a day? Every pill needs/wants water.

Me too, I’ve loved them round, firm, and fully packed.

Love it, Dave! :)

I remember those from when I was a kid in the 1960s…!

No meds should look like ANY candies.

Children are overdosing all over the country on gummy vitamins and medications.