Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 09, 2024

Larrie Caw One time I had $4,001.

Fary Morsythe One time I was 101 years old. One time I celebrated my 26th birthday.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Dog lost his loot to asset forfeiture.

The Laws tried to exchange the money they recovered, but all of the bank tellers quit before they could turn in the money.

Did the dog eat their kids’ homework, too?

Y2K hit NZ 24 years late.

Another New Zealand story of interest:

A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says….“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous ¿itch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

I’m just trying to figure out why that dog had access to that much cash. Was it just lying around? If so I definitely don’t put the blame on the pooch.

I’m a snake hater.

Is that the first time New Zealand had a leap year? How does that problem not happen every 4 years?

That couple got a decent rate, Cecil only kept about 11% for a processing fee. I’m glad I don’t have to launder processed cash.

So why did Carrie Law have $4,000.00 in cash just laying around?

That’s one expensive meal for a dog!

When it came to money, Cecil was a GOAT.

The other $450.00 the dog couldn’t pass because it was counterfeit.

That’s what happens when you adopt a dog that used to work for drug smugglers

The one time the bank hoped to handle laundered money

In 2012, a game server I was using kept crashing. The problem was finally fixed when the operating system was rebooted. The issue was caused by the operating system failing to handle a leap second.

Mary would be 24. No leap year in 2000!

Cecil, you’re a naughty boy…..