Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 27, 2024

Maybe you can get folks to chip in…..

Could it been a late model Ford truck? I ain’t confessing cause I saw nothin!

Have you considered divorce?

She should look to lower life forms such as politicians in Washington DC especially the ones with red hats!

A man in Ontario County, New York was looking for a hit man to kill the judge who sentenced him to prison. The ‘hit man’ turned out to be an undercover New York State trooper…..

Suggest a fishing trip where you accidently hit him with an oar and he falls overboard.

Sometimes a hitman is cheaper than a divorce, if you don´t get caught.

OUCH!

Look for the one-armed man ….

Hillary may know someone.

The whole nine yards!

Sad news indeed.

First real laugh of the day.

Plenty like that on Dateline

How much are you willing to pay? I’m unemployed, broke, and looking for my next mortgage payment…

Now THAT’S funny!

The fundamental rule: The “hitman” is always an undercover cop.

How many members of OJ’s “Dream Team” are left alive? They may know someone.

I guess you’ll just have to DUI. It’s a lot cheaper and you just might get away with it.

Sounds like a job for Kelly and the Cold Justice crew.

“I missed you so much” as the wife reloaded for another shot at her husband.

They’ll murder for hire, but only for higher price.

Ice fishing works well.

now that is wicked, even for the writers of Shoe

I did not see that coming!!

Dark turn there

another Dateline/48 Hours episode in the works here

Upcoming episode of Forensic Files.

They actually arrested a guy in Miami, Florida a few years back who was willing to do it for only $5.

He testified that he wanted to become a Mafia Hit Man but he needed to build his Resume, first.

Q: Why are divorces so expensive??

A: Because they are WORTH it!