Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 7 months ago

    Do not test your robustness and strong-mindedness, for your condition is precarious and delicate.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sure. What is “the food question?”

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    tudza Premium Member 7 months ago

    I have renamed mustard “Fred” for my own convenience.

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    What do you reckon, Ginger?

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    painedsmile  7 months ago

    What is this food question I am not allowed to ask about? Does it have anything to do with mustard or pepper-sauce?

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    charles9156  7 months ago

    her look can kill

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Food for thought.

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    Ubintold  7 months ago

    And don’t take pictures of your dinner.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    “Two beets, or not two beets?” That’s not the question — it’s the healthy answer!

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    The Old Wolf  7 months ago

    I will prattle on about my love of Tabasco™ with anyone who is willing to listen to my capsaicin-fueled rapture.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 7 months ago

    ….unless it is Cleveland Ketchup’s Ghost Pepper ketchup…

    …it will make you see if not visions…

    …hallucinations…

    …you get it at ACME…

    ….[aaack-ah-mee]…

    …now Maureen O’Hara was a fiery women…

    ….Níor lig mé m’fhear chéile isteach i mo leaba liom aréir. Chuir mé fuinnea…

    …there’ll be no locked doors between you and me, Kate…

    …How to Eat Humans…

    …why…

    …with Cleveland Ketchup of course….

    ….my beard is white as snow…

    …but it used to be red…

    ….thy kingdom come …

    …in America …

    …and the rest of Earth…

    …as it is in Heaven…

    …one nation …

    …under Dog…

    …Amen…

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    In fact, just don’t eat at ALL!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    Robust, strong-minded people do not follow “hints.”

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    rastapopilos  7 months ago

    Self portrait?

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    nancyb creator 7 months ago

    That’s a spicy story.

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    dry white toast

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    And above all, do not come to any conclusions about what you consumed and the effects it had in you while out in public.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 7 months ago

    Strong minded people don’t let others dictate their condiments.

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    ericlscott creator 7 months ago

    resembles Frida.

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    I may look as if I’m too old to cut the mustard anymore, but don’t let that fool you. I thrive on my daily dose of red hot chili peppers!

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    UltraLameFest2  7 months ago

    Don’t even think about it. No. Stop! You’re thinking about it… TOO LATE! AAAARUGH!

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    Howard'sMyHero  7 months ago

    AND … pick your own nose …!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   7 months ago

    Pass the Sriracha, please.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Chew first, then swallow. Repeat.

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    I like medium mustard and hot sauce where I can taste things like cumin, garlic, and oregano. Will I be a flop with chicks?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cayenne pepper. Food for thought.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago

    When I had covid pneumonia, nothing had any flavor at all.

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    School Lunch Menu: Weiner Warps & Leveled Deggs  7 months ago

    Balked on a choo-choo walk-n-talk?

    Eschew a chew-chew for a chalk-n-gawk!

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    The Tooninator creator 7 months ago

    Those are indeed some handy health hints

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