Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 17, 2024

Next time, come for the lunch crowd.

Does a cloak count as a jacket? Does he have to put his hood down?

Foiled by the dress code.

I miss the days of dressing up once in a while.

An aside: I remember watching a 1940s detective movie and the good guy wanted to go into a nightclub and couldn’t because he was only wearing a tux and the dress code required a dinner jacket, or tails, or something. I didn’t know there was anything dressier than a tuxedo.

Bubba wanted to go in, but a tie was required and he didn’t have one. So he went back to the truck and all he could find was jumper cables. So he wrapped those around his neck and went back. The maitre d’ looked at him and said “okay, you can come in, but don’t start nothing!”

And don’t think your Wingtips will fool anyone.

Never mess with mother nature and never argue with the grim reaper.

Well, someone is safe until closing time.

Do you need an extra layer of clothing, Death?

When did Death start obeying rules?

Rule enforcer

There’s (almost) always tomorrow…

Well that’s dis-dressing.

Sorry, no hoodies.

Do robes count?

Strictly enforced and it’s after 6:00……