Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 03, 2024

That is one healthy baby!

“Thank you. Yes, I have no organs. But I do have a piano. Thus the name Melody.”

was the father a plastic fork ?

The Immaculate Ejection!

Plastic fantastic loving can have its consequences …!

( are womannequins a thing? personnequins? )

old nursing school mannequins about as creepy as it gets

Are they the mothers of stuffed shirts?

Reproductive organs are for organic life forms. Higher life forms use spontaneous generation.

Thus, split personalities.

Fission for compliments.

Or is that complements?

Just another phase we’re going through.

Much could be said here…

So, Mrs. Jcdfhnufc. The humanoids on your planet are formed by a natural biological injection-mold process that uses petroleum-based polymers?

Welcome to Earth — your race may be extremely helpful in solving our world-wide plastic waste problem. Care for another pudding cup?

“Well, thank you but the baby’s a dummy just like me.”

NARAL is NOT going to like this.

Pinocchio was a knotty little boy.

That’s one of the largest newborns ever.

The Father was a real dummy!!

It’s a baby doll.

OK, well, it’s time to get you back into that vintage Chanel and into the window at Gimbel’s.

The first man on Mars walks up to the Martian leader and shakes his hand. The Martian says “Greetings, Earthling! This is how we reproduce.”

…Harlequin fell in love with Mannequin …

…and had a little baby…

…Anthony Quinn…

…Andy…

…not Tony…

…what is Jesus’ middle name?…

…Andy…

…Andy walks with me…

…Andy he talks with me…

…sometimes I think that Preacher man wants to do a little walking too…

…and what better to walk with then a brand new pair of tennis shoes…

…cuz these boots are made for walking…

…that’s what FROG APPLAUSE do…

The baby, oddly enough, appears to be made of rubber.

there’s no going back