Am I the only one who liked the movie? I read all of the books as a kid, so kinda knew what to expect. Still fun to see it on the big screen. I always had a crush on Deja Thoris, and the film depiction didn’t let me down.
The film is a box office smash, so a sequel is made. In it, John Carter is stuck on Uranus and tries to grow potatoes on Uranus. (If potatoes can grow on Uranus, you might need a bath.)
Zykoic 4 months ago
PILF?
syzygy47 4 months ago
We don’t say that giggle worthy name for that planet anymore. It’s now called Urectum. (Futurama)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago
That would be a box office stinker.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 4 months ago
With Dick Butkus has John Carter.
WaitingMan 4 months ago
No better way to start a Sunday than with a joke you’ve never heard before. Thanks, Ruben!
Gent 4 months ago
Well in that case maybe you gotta changes title to John Farter.
Gent 4 months ago
And ya knows, Uranus is gas giant and it actually steenks too. No joke. It for real.
Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago
Am I the only one who liked the movie? I read all of the books as a kid, so kinda knew what to expect. Still fun to see it on the big screen. I always had a crush on Deja Thoris, and the film depiction didn’t let me down.
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
The film is a box office smash, so a sequel is made. In it, John Carter is stuck on Uranus and tries to grow potatoes on Uranus. (If potatoes can grow on Uranus, you might need a bath.)
Doug K 4 months ago
As John Carter approaches the planet, he says, "I see …
puddleglum1066 4 months ago
How is the Starship Enterprise like Charmin? It circles Uranus looking to wipe out Klingons.
norphos 4 months ago
Vulgarity. Not my proverbial cup of tea.
william_bader Premium Member 4 months ago
Watch out for Klingons