Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2024

That gag is very bearable. (Unlike this pun.)

Those seem like MASSIVE fake eyelashes!

yes, but did she use all of your Charmin?

Goldilocks, bear public enemy number one! She broke into a house, helped herself to food without permission and worst of all curled up in the softest, warmest bed in the house without asking!

Oh…for a second there, I thought Bleeb got crushed under Mama Bear’s foot. But I see he is hiding behind the headboard.

Maybe you need to find the neighborhood watch that’s justtttt right.

“Stop with the jokes! I’ve had enough of your Sealyness!”

She seems to have Corinthian eyes.

The watch program was probably run by Wee Willie Winky, running around in his night gown.

You know if the police show up, they’re gonna start shooting to wrong ones.

Goldilocks was a squatter? It will take years to get her out!

No Schlage Locks…

… you’ll get a Goldilocks!

If I keep pretending to be asleep, I may get out of this.

Then again, they did leave the house unlocked with freshly made porridge on the table. It was almost like an invitation to come in.

You forgot to lock your door.

On the bright side now they don’t have to order out for pizza.

And it appears that the neighbors ARE watching!

There is bearly any humor in this old joke?

Can’t we just eat her Dad?

Ha So blondes do have more fun.

Bears wearing clothes. LOL!

Bleeb was on watch, he saw everything.

Watch out Bleeb! She’s got a weapon under the pillow! Oh. Probably a spoon. Kid won’t even do dishes! :)

Everyone enjoys the bear necessities.

That’s what happens when you live in the Goldilocks zone

This never happens when Goldi locks the doors.

“Yeah, we saw a young lady go into your house. What of it? We thought it was Grubhub.”

Goldilocks, the most adorable of home invaders.

Oh well…when life gives you lemons!…….

Baby Bear: “I thought we were the Neighborhood Watch.”

That pillow looks juuust right