Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 15, 2024

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

Hubby found the IRS to be reasonable. He owed taxes, but would forget to pay a month every so often. When talking to them, he said he has no problem paying them, he just forgets at times. I suggested to them that direct payment automatically would be ideal. They agreed readily and set it up then and there. He paid it off in jig time, no ache. No problems since.

I hope everyone is done with taxes or got an extension. Yes, we’re done.

Good one, John! I’m gonna be laughing for awhile now!

This could be a taxing relationship…

Homie don’t think so.. A man is more than a paper trail.

“‘Cause I’m the tax-woman

Yeah-ah, I’m the tax-wo-ooo-man!”

Should fifty-five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don’t take a ball …

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(Apology goes to George Harrison)

Reminds me of 1980s wrestler IRS.

If you like my receipts wait until you see my invoice.

“I see you’ve been filing the long form, so the first thing I want to see is how long your form actually is.”

My son called to tell us he had a date with an archeologist. My wife’s first question: “Where did you dig her up?”

Seems like she should be working for MI6.

Great part for you, Liz!

I think I saw Tillie Tight Purse at a strip club back in college…

Very appropriate for today! So tight you can hear the eagle scream.

“I think you’ll find I excel when I open my spreadsheet.”

Tillie TIGHTPURSE!

He was hoping Purse was just a euphemism.

I itemized this year. You may not be able to handle my long form.

Oh, man. I HATE date audits.

She will be so impressed that she will give me a GREAT BIG refund (out of pure pity).

Purse? Is that what women are calling it now?

Or Judge Judy. :)

John, she IS pretty, but something tells me she is the LAST person any of us want to see…..

Guy: Oh oh….I’m in trouble all my receipts are from Walmart!!