Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2024

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    ATGMer  7 months ago

    He was a pizza eater

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Red wine more likely.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Glad you didn’t put his hand on his hip.

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    Needs surgery…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Would have looked cooler with a package. Or are we going to accept the conceit that David was sculpted by his creator without any firefighting equipment whatsoever? Just to placate the dirty minded “traditional values” folks who think that ANY depiction or even mention of the full human anatomy is wrong? David is one of the greatest works of art ever produced by humankind.

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    purepaul Premium Member 7 months ago

    Agreed, and also ditch the thong.

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    Michelangelo tells his cousin to go bother Caravaggio.

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s always up for a game of “Snap the towel” in the locker room.

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    stukelele  7 months ago

    Excellent! Thanks DC!

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    fjc007  7 months ago

    Michelobelo…brilliant!

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    LOL, great one!

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    Impact55  7 months ago

    He does have sort of a chiseled body.

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    At least he has arms…

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    MRBLUESKY529  7 months ago

    I miss Michelob. They should bring that one back.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cousin from GEORGIA that is. “Here hold my beer.”

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    Norris66  7 months ago

    Cousins from Georgia are hard to understand. Some would want the statue to get some clothes on. The others actually don’t care. ;>)

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    amaneaux  7 months ago

    And this joke actually works better when you pronounce the artist’s name correctly! Great job!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    With that physique, just give him a six-pack.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  7 months ago

    But Michelob isn’t beer. It’s tasteless yellow fizz-water.

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    ChazNCenTex  7 months ago

    And a bigger leaf ;-)

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    Impkins  Premium Member 7 months ago

    burp. :)

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    “Jock itch! Isn’t just for sissys”

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is all so penile.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why the image of a “happy face” over his member?

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    MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Hey cousin, say Hello to my bud.” “Got a name, bud?” “You got it.”

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