Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 19, 2024

Poncho should put some of his mind control skills to use in causes that would help his dogness. Like, I don’t know, try to manipulate the squirrels to actually respect and fear him?

Turned the teacher into Bart Simpson

I know a few dogs that could relate to Poncho when it comes to training. Though when it come to his attitude his unique.

Nope.

Too bad he doesn’t have this kind of control with the squirrels.

FAIL!!!!!!

The “student” has become the teacher.

[The student has become the master.]

Sigh… Another one bites the dust…

Poncho even eats the teacher’s apple!

This leaves me with Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” running through my head.

It’s not that Poncho is untrainable. He just knows better. …I wonder if kids these days do “lines”. (Well, writing, not coke)

and another teacher has failed… sigh and most likely would have to revert to finding a different job now.

Need a cut-n-paste blackboard.

Poncho went through the whole training process years ago and decided it wasn’t for him.

Looks like he figured out how to deal with Poncho… “Don’t.”

Margo comes walking by, leading Cerberus, and yells in, “I could have told you that!”