Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 16, 2024

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    Da'Dad  7 months ago

    This is where we differ. Not ever on my wife’s To Do List.

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    a sage  7 months ago

    I’m with your wife on that one. Skin cancer danger. I hope Janis has some sunblock.

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    So THIS is a “Farmer’s Daughter Joke”?

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    It’s your backyard. It is 90F today. Get out the bikini before this weekend’s weather gets there.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Panel 5: The backyard sommelier shows up just in time for the show.

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    Carl  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Arlo will appreciate it.

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    toybug50  7 months ago

    Tan lines are always hot.

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    Man of the Woods  7 months ago

    She should just remove her cloths, after all, she’s in the privacy of her own back yard, we swim naked in the pool at night in the summer, life moves pretty fast, sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses. Plus you get to see a lot of stars.

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    serial232  7 months ago

    My father-in-law just turned 96. He was a farm boy, who became a doctor. He never used suntan lotion growing up. No one that I knew used sun tan lotion, except those who wanted what was called a deep tan. Was there skin cancer, yes, but very few cases in the entire state and country. Now, people use suntan lotion and there is a lot of skin cancer. That begs the question: Is the skin cancer caused by the sunlight getting stronger or the sun tan lotion.

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    rugeirn  7 months ago

    Pulse … racing … breath … panting … eyes … bulging … :-)

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    jarvisloop  7 months ago

    Janis: Is it?

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    Calliope  7 months ago

    No tan at all! Always no tan at all!

    Of course, she’s at the age where her skin may already look like a gunny sack from years of sun exposure, so who cares?

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    rodney  7 months ago

    I think the daisy dukes and tube top country girl thing would be a good look for her.

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    Woohoo!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    That is going to be a sexy tan………

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  7 months ago

    Hand position leaves unanswered question. Brazilian or natural? I’ll go with #1

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    formathe  7 months ago

    Janis should be here in Ontario where you can be topless in your back yard or walking down your main street.

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    Cat Next Door  7 months ago

    Well, it’s a start…

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Bikini tan is just as good.

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    sincavage05  7 months ago

    Looking good!

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    tee929  7 months ago

    An Inger Stevens reference —yowzers!

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    flushed  7 months ago

    The farmer’s daughter plus a traveling salesman equals the very finest of adolescent humor and jokes told best in the locker room.

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