FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 19, 2024

That is really cheap rates!

Well that took an unexpected turn. I wonder if she’ll do better after those three hours.

I figured something was up when the hourly rate increased with the number of hours. Well-played.

Big question is if it’s worth the 10 for him or how she worked with Jason on “by grade.”

Service pays you, that’s my kind of service.

Most admirers in real life are average looking.

Sounds like a Benny Hill punchline. The actor declares, “I got the part!” The actor’s friend asks, “How much?” “Ten pounds.” “That’s not very much.” The actor explains, “That’s all I could afford to pay!”

A nerd’s way of solicitation.

Today’s missing classic is (gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/05/25)

This one got skipped somehow… (gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2003/05/18)

Is he that desperate? (Yeesh)

Maybe she can throw in a skin care routine for him, too.

I was about to suggest 3 one hour sessions, but this worked out better for Paige.

My rates, (few takers) My IQ times three, 4 hour minimum, double time on Sunday.

Lady in small town store asked me if I wanted job (I’m 81) Told her my rates and I was an efficiency consultant and the first thing I would do was fire her for hiring me.

Is that her tongue sticking out?

The geek will be very rich as an adult from his tech/computer business.

I’m going with 3 one hour sessions for $3.

That was an unexpected twist! :-)

Exponential…

At first I thought he was ripping her off because of her poor math, but the last panel makes it all clear.

After School Special in the making.

And here I was thinking he was taking advantage of her poor math skills. What a fool!

Morton (this is the first post to use his name) must really be jonesing for that third hour.

doh

High school Jason with black hair and acne.

And here we go ……..