Strange Brew by John Deering for April 21, 2024

Not to mention, the remote.

And explain it couched in terms they can understand.

Eddie’s in the space-time continuum..

“Please tell us how you have managed to incorporate a miniature Einstein-Rosen Bridge into ordinary furniture!”

Schroedinger’s Cat may have been sleeping on that, or… maybe not.

…and pocket knives.

“We know it must contain a tiny black hole, but we haven’t been able to locate it.”

And my phone!

How can he explain — or even exfancy — its function without a matching TV?

It’s a couch. That’s its function.

eyeglasses ?

What kind of Aliens are they that they don’t probe you ?

Picked the wrong guy to answer that. Our scientist have been searching for that magic quality since we re-arranged rocks to sit on. And, it’s an evolving magic, first it was pretty seashells, then Nummus Aureus and now Loonies, Shekels, Pences, Pounds or Euros.

$8.58 the last time I cleaned one out. Buried under a layer of cracker crumbs. Chicken-in-a-biscuit, mostly. So, since about the late 80s. Urban Archaeology.

This is the most fascinating thing they’ve seen sofa.

It’s an ergonomic thing.

Then cryptocurrency.

Not to mention how it swallows one whole whilst bingeing on streaming services.

I want one with the TV remote built into the armrest so I don’t butt dial the channel.

Sorry guys. It’s a mystery for the ages. Sometimes you find glasses that are not yours in there.

and food…lots of food…