Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 19, 2024

Asteroids do not concern me!

(Somebody had to say it)

Brewster might have been confusing asteroids with hemorrhoids.

Second biggest blunder, maybe. The biggest being leaving Brewster in charge instead of Pam.

Put me in coach! I have an Asteroids arcade machine in my garage!

It is so often forgotten that space is 3-D. Ensign Kenny could have simply flown around the asteroid field instead of keeping to a 2-D trajectory.

Watch out for rocks!

Ensign Kenny should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Would you beliefs it the second biggest blunder ever?

You’d have to be Han Solo to make it through that asteroid field.

Least he was motivated

Don’t worry, Kenny will be back in the next strip as if nothing happened!

Oh no they Killed Kenny again. How many times does that make? Anybody keeping count?

we love you PAM

Kenny should have had a red shirt.

“2 out of 3 ain’t bad.”

I never wanted to be the guy remembered for a dubious, lethal distinction. My least favorite so far was “first person killed by automated forklift”.

Well, we know Ensign Kenny is a survivor. He must be part cat too.

So will Doctor Mel Practice have to accelerate Winky’s growth rate to replace Kenny, then reclone him to get another Winky? Be careful about cloning from a clone, they might eventually look like the Asgard from “StarGate SG1”

Buttercup: We’ll never survive.

Westley: Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

The Princess Bride (1987)