Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2024

How smart can the guy be if he lives upstairs from you, Pig?

Wait, since when do they live in an apartment? They’ve always lived in a house.

Goat is disgusted because Pig can’t remember that he and Rat live in a house, not an apartment building.

go see the WA in the hill!

Your belief in God is not the problem is when you use your God as an excuse to do bad things to others

Many people would rather consult a neighbor than seriously consider their relationship with God.

At least he’s real

So wise donkey on hill is now taken apartment above your house eh.

Maxwell Smart – Agent 86

The smart guy in the apartment above knows that the solution is apathy.

“I’d prefer to draw only one panel and then copy it three times because I’m getting really really bored drawing these every day…” ~ Stephan Pastis

Apartment? I always thought they lived in a regular house.

better to live your faith

than talk religion

It is interesting that we never see Goat consulting the Wiseass on the hill.

Mnemonic for the planets in order:

“Mary’s Virgin Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbor.”

Is this the same guy upstairs as the one in Mike Baldwin’s ‘Cornered’ from April 23?

First time I hear of an apartment upstairs from Rat’n’Pig. But If they’re renting out it’d explain why they generally get along without a job for longer periods of time.

he’s not a hog about where he lives. he sublets a room to make some bacon. don’t roast him on a comment. you could strip him of him dignity. everyone wants to pork fun at him. Sometimes he’s just a big ham.

I’ve got a great idea, ask for Rat’s moral compass.

The curse of affluent societies. People lose their way.

Good idea, Goat.

What if the man upstairs is another Jeffrey Dahmer?

They don’t live in an apartment. . . .

Shouldn’t He Be Asking The “Great Wise A*s” From The Previous Strip? Whose name interestingly is a banned word in the comment section.

They don’t live in an apartment.

I suggest buying Rat a six pack. Get him boozed up and ask his advice. Then do the exact opposite.

Does the smart guy upstairs give better advice than the wise a$$ on the hill?

[singing] Happy talky-talky, happy talk! Talk about things you like to do! If you don’t have a dream, then talk about lots of things, and maybe soon you have a dream come true!

STEPHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That was actually really funny! I mean FUNNY funny!NOT “funny because it’s so dumb”!!!WAY TO GO!