Monty by Jim Meddick for May 01, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    For a second I thought the robot’s box said campus crush.

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    Kaputnik  6 months ago

    There was a Woody Allen movie, Zelig, where the title character never did get through Moby Dick.

    I actually did read it, but that was some 50 years ago, and I can’t say I remember much about it.

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    I typically just end up reading the ingredients on the side. Now THAT’S bored.

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    Not so much HOW does it work, but rather, why ? What dolt can’t read a cereal box in one sitting ?

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    buer  6 months ago

    Be careful, Camus Crunch comes with the plague…

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Try the Tolkien Toasties !

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    Clotty Peristalt  6 months ago

    I haven’t had my morning coffee yet and thought that was a razor blade at first.

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    They also have short stories…Alfred Hitchcock Murder Mystery Cocoa Whodunits.

    Not sure if it’s still in print, there once was a monthly collection entitled “Alfred Hitchcock Murder Mysteries Magazine”. A great collection of short stories. As you’d guess, murder and other fun and games from various authors.

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    hornacek  6 months ago

    I was today-years-old when I learned that the title of the book is “Moby-Dick” and not “Moby Dick”.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    I always have problems with a thick novel that has had about 100 thick treatises written about what it means. I wonder why no one bothered to ask Melville while he was still alive.

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    Csaw Backnforth  6 months ago

    Haven’t seen all the comments on this subject & wondered if anyone has suggested “One Flew Over the Cocoa Puffs”

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    kennnyp  6 months ago

    to paraphrase charles d………. reading moby was far from the best of times…. much closer to the worst of times… call me ishmael…?….. and i only am escaped alone o tell the tail….. ( then fall asleep drooling)…which was a far far better rest…

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    IIRC . . . Captain Ahab was batsh!t crazy and obsessed about a white whale. The whale was smarter than him.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Actually, the story behind that stick-note glue is more interesting than Moby-Dick. It started out as a failed formula, sat in a drawer unused for years, and then somebody had the bright idea to use it for temporary notes, and the rest was history.

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    Norris66  6 months ago

    Yawn. My cereal was sticky and tasted funny.

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