Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 08, 2024

How does Mom know?

With two other people or with two people in total?

So, he’s going solo?

He’s right; there are more working parts.

It takes two to ‘tangle’.

The more, the merrier! (Bigger the liquor bill, too!)

“Mama said there’ll be days like this, there’ll be days like this, my mama said”, thought Eddie Puhs.

Mama told me not to come.

Mama told me not to come.

That’s not the way to have fun, son…

He misquoted. She said that sex is more complicated when it’s JUST two people.

Nobody notices when one person in a choir hits a sour note.

It’s not complicated at all. You just say “Yes, Mistress” a lot and do as she says.

Add a third for the control group.

Mick Jagger once said something to effect of that he didn’t feel women were a necessity in his life as he had his right hand to rely on.

Kiss all over until you find tingly parts. Rub the tingly parts against each other.

If you think two is complicated, wait until you get three!

Heck, you think that’s complicated, try a group.

But your date has enough experience for both of you.

If he went to Mom for advice about sex…….he has real issues!!

Ha! But worth every penny!

Mom’s tried it all.

Less complicated with more or fewer.

This guy just needs a hand, help him out lady

Naah. It just Goldielocks who is make it complicated. It ain’t easy to gets her a bed that’s just right. And if ain’t just right then you never enjoys on it.