The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 30, 2024

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    “ZING!”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    She’s so devilishly evil that everything comes easy to her.

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    angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mean—she is a meanie.

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    She should know as she is already there!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    Isn’t about time to put Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM …. out of commission??!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    OOH, how I missed the lovely lady?

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    suv2000  7 months ago

    She used her broom to fly in the rest of the way in

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    Take a long one off a short pier.

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    rob.home  7 months ago

    I must be unwell, but I rather like Mother Gargle’s cutting sense of humour.

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    I’d say she takes the scenic route, but it seems she is stuck in a business loop.

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    Macushlalondra  7 months ago

    You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    How can her last name be Gargle when she leaves such a bad taste in your mouth?

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    bobpickett1  7 months ago

    or a short putt

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    she has a perfect driving record…

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    kucpa Premium Member 7 months ago

    Make sure you buckle up for the ride!

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    MIL from He**

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    Robert4170  7 months ago

    Gargle goes head to head with Laura, Sally’s mom, for bad MIL.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    It was a much longer drive to the edge of crazy before Brutus met you Mother Gargle.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    And they’re coming to take me away, ha ha…….

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    starrclay  7 months ago

    You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!

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    paulprobujr  7 months ago

    Hey, that’s MY line!

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    bigplayray  7 months ago

    Hop on the crazy train Brutus and ride away!

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    flemmingo  7 months ago

    You old battle axe, you couldn’t leave Brutus alone for a week? He has enough problems at work.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    and the comments she gives fuels her up for some more… :J

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Get a Voodoo doll Brutus and “stob” it with big hat pin.

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    assrdood  7 months ago

    Her: “you’re driving me nuts!”

    Him: “Short trip, don’t pack a lunch”.

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    Niko S  7 months ago

    HA!

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    It’s not even a drive in my case – it’s a very short walk.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ah……..Brutus just delivered her an opening shot…………

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    DawnQuinn1  7 months ago

    Ignore her and she will eventually go away. EVENTUALLY. And FAR away…hopefully.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    And Gargoyle is determined to outlive Brutus just to get the last word in!

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    lbhorton  7 months ago

    Ooop, another oldie moldie!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ramona Gargle . As constant as the northern star .

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    How can she grow weary of something she utterly enjoys. And she gets satisfaction out you telling her she’s doing it well.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    lawguy05  7 months ago

    Rrrrr!

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    Lola85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Every time that horrid woman makes an appearance, I thank my lucky stars that I had a great mother-in-law.

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Don Rickles will never be dead as long as Mother G is alive.

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    Dave427  7 months ago

    …and to think that in 20 years, Gladys will look just like Gargoyle. The Born Loser just can’t win.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    We hates the nasty woman, Precious!

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