You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”
You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!
She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..
Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.
jmworacle 7 months ago
“ZING!”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago
She’s so devilishly evil that everything comes easy to her.
angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago
Mean—she is a meanie.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
She should know as she is already there!
LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago
Isn’t about time to put Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM …. out of commission??!!
/SHMIRK/
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
OOH, how I missed the lovely lady?
suv2000 7 months ago
She used her broom to fly in the rest of the way in
GROG Premium Member 7 months ago
Take a long one off a short pier.
rob.home 7 months ago
I must be unwell, but I rather like Mother Gargle’s cutting sense of humour.
Jeff0811 7 months ago
I’d say she takes the scenic route, but it seems she is stuck in a business loop.
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”
nosirrom 7 months ago
How can her last name be Gargle when she leaves such a bad taste in your mouth?
bobpickett1 7 months ago
or a short putt
pat sandy creator 7 months ago
she has a perfect driving record…
kucpa Premium Member 7 months ago
Make sure you buckle up for the ride!
cracker65 7 months ago
MIL from He**
Robert4170 7 months ago
Gargle goes head to head with Laura, Sally’s mom, for bad MIL.
Just-me 7 months ago
It was a much longer drive to the edge of crazy before Brutus met you Mother Gargle.
[Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago
And they’re coming to take me away, ha ha…….
starrclay 7 months ago
You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!
paulprobujr 7 months ago
Hey, that’s MY line!
bigplayray 7 months ago
Hop on the crazy train Brutus and ride away!
flemmingo 7 months ago
You old battle axe, you couldn’t leave Brutus alone for a week? He has enough problems at work.
Chris 7 months ago
and the comments she gives fuels her up for some more… :J
CorkLock 7 months ago
Get a Voodoo doll Brutus and “stob” it with big hat pin.
assrdood 7 months ago
Her: “you’re driving me nuts!”
Him: “Short trip, don’t pack a lunch”.
Niko S 7 months ago
HA!
ladykat 7 months ago
It’s not even a drive in my case – it’s a very short walk.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Ah……..Brutus just delivered her an opening shot…………
DawnQuinn1 7 months ago
Ignore her and she will eventually go away. EVENTUALLY. And FAR away…hopefully.
raybarb44 7 months ago
She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
And Gargoyle is determined to outlive Brutus just to get the last word in!
lbhorton 7 months ago
Ooop, another oldie moldie!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago
Ramona Gargle . As constant as the northern star .
cuzinron47 7 months ago
How can she grow weary of something she utterly enjoys. And she gets satisfaction out you telling her she’s doing it well.
oakie817 7 months ago
ba dum tss
lawguy05 7 months ago
Rrrrr!
Lola85 Premium Member 7 months ago
Every time that horrid woman makes an appearance, I thank my lucky stars that I had a great mother-in-law.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
Don Rickles will never be dead as long as Mother G is alive.
Dave427 7 months ago
…and to think that in 20 years, Gladys will look just like Gargoyle. The Born Loser just can’t win.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago
We hates the nasty woman, Precious!