Herman by Jim Unger for May 11, 2024

Only if you have extortion in mind

you specifically, yes.

If you do, I can guarantee that you’ll fail. And probably get arrested.

In your case we’ll make an exception.

Please DON"T!

Yes you do we Could all use a good laugh around here

Just don’t strip your gears.

Then we’d see her spare tire.

I saw her at the grocery store, checking herself out.

Only in hot weather.

Normalize public nudity.

Please don’t!

“I don’t get paid enough for this job….”

An absolute hoot. Great laugh first thing in gloomy AM. : )

…only for the photo.

Howard Wolowitz mom?

she must be asked that every where she goes…

The driving part of the test will take her and the examiner through a car wash — to see if she has enough sense to roll her windows up.

Too embarrassing.

Yes you do. You have to take off your clothes. Take off your clothes. There. Now do the Hokey Pokey. There you go. Very good. Keep doing that. Keep doing the Hokey Pokey.

“I hope not!”

Only in Florida!

Some of the better looking ones, yes. If they want to pass on the first attempt.

Woman to Dr Hartley: Should I take off my clothes?

Dr Hartley: Madam, I am a psychiatrist. I examine your mind.

Woman: Oh. Should I take off my hat?

I did that in the past, but these days someone will catch you on a security camera.

Actually she should put on a mask.

No you don’t, we’re not the TSA

Please, God, no.

She must think that she is in the doctor’s office for an examination.

Raise your skirt/drop your trousers, lower your underwear, place your hands on this table and bend over. Now the examination may begin.

Relax, this shouldn’t hurt. Much. It’ll be over soon.

I said RELAX.

No, ma’am, and we’ll pay you not to!

You just have to look fuzzy.

If she hasn’t got her license yet, forgetaboutit

No, PLEASE DON’T.

Only for the eye test?

No! We want you to keep them on. Now the young lady is a different story.

God forbid.

MY GOD NO!!!