“The rich get richer and the poor get children.”
Let’s do Leno’s wedding announcements!
“Alison fall’s on her R’s.”
Are they related to Richie Rich?
Too easy.
In my wife’s home town, there was a girl named Loveless who married a guy named Cupid.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it, news puns are making headlines!
The journalist was arrested for his headline-ious puns; he was charged with “corny-tent” violation.
The newspaper columnist was known as the “pun-dit”; they always had a “say-castic” spin.
The investigative journalist was able to crack the case by following a trail of newspaper puns; it was a “pun-derful” discovery.
The editor-in-chief loved hiring pun-loving writers; he believed in keeping the “joke-urnalism” alive.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a chef?
I heard a weather forecast that really blew me away.
Talk about scandalous wind patterns!
News reporters always know how to twist the truth.
It’s like they went to journalism contortionist school.
Cosmo at least earns his pay. Does Shoe?
Their son will be named Richie Rich
But in between time, ain’t we got fun.
This one makes me think of “Richie Rich” and all the names used like Richie’s father was Richard Rich, his mother was Richgina, he had a cousin named Reggie Van Dough and many other money referenced names.
It was a good funny book.
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Good one, Cosmo.
My grandmother’s maiden name was Peters and she married my grandfather who was a Peterson.
Well this explains where “Richie Rich” came from.
Should have been ‘Rich gets Richer’ – it’s a proper name.
The poor get all the bills.
Sign of the times.
Did you hear about the poor pirate that married another poor pirate?
The poor got poor aaarrr!
One of my distant relatives married Mary Merry.
Rick McKee
proclusstudent about 1 month ago
“The rich get richer and the poor get children.”
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Let’s do Leno’s wedding announcements!
Superfrog about 1 month ago
“Alison fall’s on her R’s.”
Mediatech about 1 month ago
Are they related to Richie Rich?
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Too easy.
blunebottle about 1 month ago
In my wife’s home town, there was a girl named Loveless who married a guy named Cupid.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Extra! Extra! Read all about it, news puns are making headlines!
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
The journalist was arrested for his headline-ious puns; he was charged with “corny-tent” violation.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
The newspaper columnist was known as the “pun-dit”; they always had a “say-castic” spin.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
The investigative journalist was able to crack the case by following a trail of newspaper puns; it was a “pun-derful” discovery.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
The editor-in-chief loved hiring pun-loving writers; he believed in keeping the “joke-urnalism” alive.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did you hear about the journalist who became a chef?
Now he really knows how to dish out the news!littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
I heard a weather forecast that really blew me away.
Talk about scandalous wind patterns!
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
News reporters always know how to twist the truth.
It’s like they went to journalism contortionist school.
rshive about 1 month ago
Cosmo at least earns his pay. Does Shoe?
Just-me about 1 month ago
Their son will be named Richie Rich
Geophyzz about 1 month ago
But in between time, ain’t we got fun.
Dkram about 1 month ago
This one makes me think of “Richie Rich” and all the names used like Richie’s father was Richard Rich, his mother was Richgina, he had a cousin named Reggie Van Dough and many other money referenced names.
It was a good funny book.
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ladykat about 1 month ago
Good one, Cosmo.
rhpii about 1 month ago
My grandmother’s maiden name was Peters and she married my grandfather who was a Peterson.
MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well this explains where “Richie Rich” came from.
Stupid about 1 month ago
Should have been ‘Rich gets Richer’ – it’s a proper name.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
The poor get all the bills.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
Sign of the times.
Doug K about 1 month ago
Did you hear about the poor pirate that married another poor pirate?
The poor got poor aaarrr!
Billy Yank about 1 month ago
One of my distant relatives married Mary Merry.