FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 12, 2024

Meatloaf.

Is Peter secretly trying to be another EpicMealTime host or what?

I’m thinkin’ he shoulda grabbed the whole 6 pack. He’ll be there a while.

Aw, we missed the grill lighting ceremony!

Sliders … millions of sliders … they cook faster and go down quicker.

General Patton will be impressed.

A lump of hamburger like that on a grill, would be totally burn on the outside and still raw on the inside.

Hamburger Patton tells the other hamburgers to stop whining and fight!

I see Peter’s appetizer. When does the main course get air dropped?

that can not be cooked on the grill, it will burn on the outside but the inside will be raw

Or, “snack” as Peter would say.

The six hour cooking process…

2 or 3 weeks of leftovers.

“…one hamburger patton”

Is that a generic Patton?

It’ll be back…