FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 18, 2024

Some Thor losers

The Thunder God went for a rideUpon his favorite filly“I’m Thor!” he criedThe horse replied“You forgot your thaddle, thilly!”

— a poem printed in “Boys’ Life” magazine (Boy Scout/Cub Scout publication), around 1964, and 60 years later, it still sticks with me.

Everytime I’m sick, I usually get a Thor throat

The Norse god Thor’s genealogy is interesting. Thor was the son of Odin, who was the son of Borr, who was the son of Buri. Buri was created when a cow licked a rock.

If I had a hammer…

I’d play croquet in the morning…

Pfft! You’re more Loki than Thor, Jason!

You think you’re Thor? Mithter, I’m tho thor I can hardly …. well, you know!

Reminds me of the Hiney brothers, Big Red and Thor, owners of Hiney Wines. (Google it …)

Thor or less…

Jef Mallett might get a kick out of this one.

She’s gonna Ragnarok their world…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Reading this comic has made my eyes thor.

Sometimes if I have a bad cold, my throat gets thor.

Not yet Roger, wait until tomorrow when you try to get out of bed.

I’d rather be J. Jonah Jameson…..

They could play pool and take turns at the javelin throw

Paige has a Thorn in her side. Two actually.

The kids need to be careful where they point those things. Remember the motto, “With mallets towards none.”

I like Paige’s idea.

My brother’s family named their dog Thor.

Who’s got the Mallet of Death