He’s a lumberjohn and he’s okay.
At night they become slumberjacks and slumberjohns.
And then there’s the portajohns.
LawyerJack.
Oh, no! Not another accountant taking over an industry?
He’s a cut above your average lumberjack.
By the shape of the case, that´s not an axe.
He’s really crappy at his job.
Possession of a limited edition tool from Designer Ax Warehouse doesn’t qualify you for the job. You also need serious leather suspenders. Steel toed Wingtips are highly recommended.
Like those uppity hillbillys who want us to call them Mountain Williams.
Lumber Alfred.
He stirs his grande skinny latte with his thumb.
He wants to work from home, so the “Briefcase” contains a really, really, looooong saw.
Where’s lumberjane?
LOL!
Oh I’m a lumberjack and that’s okay.
Dear Dave Blazek, real lumberjacks use a double bit axe, not a single bit axe.
He axe like a businessman.
A very, very long pipe…for relaxation, of course….
I don’t understand this. None of them is dressed like a little girlie!
Actually, real lumberjacks use chain saws. Very long chain saws. And yes, there are chain saw cases.
I’ve never seen a Sharper Image ax used professionally.
How can he be a lumber john when there are no lumber hookers around?
Having spent many formative years in the woods, I’d say a lumber john was any tree that hadn’t been felled yet.
That’s “Lumberjonathan” to you.
November 25, 2017
FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’s a lumberjohn and he’s okay.
Imagine about 2 months ago
At night they become slumberjacks and slumberjohns.
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
And then there’s the portajohns.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
LawyerJack.
blunebottle about 2 months ago
Oh, no! Not another accountant taking over an industry?
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
He’s a cut above your average lumberjack.
Prey about 2 months ago
By the shape of the case, that´s not an axe.
chaosed2 about 2 months ago
He’s really crappy at his job.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
Possession of a limited edition tool from Designer Ax Warehouse doesn’t qualify you for the job. You also need serious leather suspenders. Steel toed Wingtips are highly recommended.
Sir Isaac about 2 months ago
Like those uppity hillbillys who want us to call them Mountain Williams.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
Lumber Alfred.
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 months ago
He stirs his grande skinny latte with his thumb.
backyardcowboy about 2 months ago
He wants to work from home, so the “Briefcase” contains a really, really, looooong saw.
Znox11 about 2 months ago
Where’s lumberjane?
ladykat about 2 months ago
LOL!
ChazNCenTex about 2 months ago
Oh I’m a lumberjack and that’s okay.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Dear Dave Blazek, real lumberjacks use a double bit axe, not a single bit axe.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He axe like a businessman.
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
A very, very long pipe…for relaxation, of course….
StephenRice about 2 months ago
I don’t understand this. None of them is dressed like a little girlie!
ekke about 2 months ago
Actually, real lumberjacks use chain saws. Very long chain saws. And yes, there are chain saw cases.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
I’ve never seen a Sharper Image ax used professionally.
mindjob about 2 months ago
How can he be a lumber john when there are no lumber hookers around?
ellisaana Premium Member about 2 months ago
Having spent many formative years in the woods, I’d say a lumber john was any tree that hadn’t been felled yet.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
That’s “Lumberjonathan” to you.