Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 18, 2024

Hats off for your efforts

And the occasional toupées.

Those three right there make a hat trick.

Nice collection of hats.

Hats, the ultimate defence against tractor beams!

Make sure it’s strong enough to get the entire person. Just getting the hat with the head still attached would not be pretty.

John Deere green

Ah, a Hat trick! Lol! I love how you drew the alien creatures. Lol.

When you start getting the tin foil hats, you’ll know the humans are onto you.

“…and why are there so many red ones?”

Ok, now I know what happened to my missing hat. Now, can you explain the socks?

Maybe they need an “attractor” beam?

Instead of which they have an hatractor beam. Or a titfer taker if you like.

Caps and robbers

Hat check aliens?

So THAT’S where my hat went.

One of ‘em gets my Stetson, I’m gonna be pist.

They’re going to have to set up an Etsy shop

Those tops are removable, that’s why you aren’t getting everything with the tractor beam.

The winter caps only tuque a few seconds.

Now I know where my inventory went!

(In question? Then check my name!)

You need to get your tractor beam from Interplanetary Harvester.

Well that caps off today’s joke.

I wish they’d quit pointing that thing at my kitchen – I can never find the lids to my Tupperware containers. Those fiends!

What? They didn’t get any Trumpf hats! Well, I guess they know better….

Tractor beams are from Star Trek, and I don’t get the joke.

A cap-ital idea.

Well, that explains where I lost my hat.

Turn it up a little more and we can salvage this disaster by getting Beats and Airpods.

Make it a little stronger, and you might get ahead.